The last movie I saw in a theater was Iron Man 2. That movie felt like an ad by itself, I'd be pissed if I had to sit through an additional half hour of more ads

I can't believe it's not soup

I have a friend with six cats, and a mice problem. I had actually never seen a mouse indoors until I was visiting them one day lol

RIP Dolores. It's weird how many childhood memories I have that feature her voice

That would be iconic!

He is incapable of that though

This is the America that cheese puff is bringing back. It isn't great, it's horrific

I don't think Trump has ever had that body shape. It's weird that he both signed it and put "his" likeness on it when he isn't the kind of famous person that people normally want either of those things from

"Cobra chicken" aka Canadian Goose

It's crazy how strongly the brain tries to protect us from old stresses, without us being consciously aware of it.

I'm glad you don't need to move every year anymore! It's one of those normalized things that truly shouldn't be. I mean, it's not the avocado toast that's keeping homeownership out of reach, it's the constant moving/application/deposit/etc fees we face so often

I can't throw boxes away because I've moved so many times to avoid rising rental costs. I'm packing again right now, and it's really nice to have the little inserts that kind of stabilize the consoles in their boxes

That's actually a valid prefix issued for Florida in '81