Akasazh

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Only works if the calculator is upside down

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I was born in Victorian Britain and have a very mirthful air about me.

So one day I was going about my merry business, being my jovial self.

When I'm walked a creature that saw what I was about, smiled at me and said 'well aren't you the gayest person I've met all day'.

I'm not sure how to feel tbh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Mark Rutte has a very faible memory when it comes to uncomfortable facts

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

The only thing he releases is fraudulent blabber and foul odor

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You're not really seeing it, though, your seeing it's distant past

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Well TIL.

Interesting addition is that, in Latin, the name for scabbard is the same as the female reproductive organ. So it could be taken to mean a vagina that makes one immune to bleeding.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I don't know what your dentist is on (he must be high on something) to agree to remove all your teeth at once.

I had all my wisdom teeth pulled and they did that two per side, as otherwise the sedative would relax the tounge muscle, which might cause you to choke. After that I got sent home with a big stack of painkillers (NSAIDS, no opiates).

I'd look for a different dentist tbh, but thats a bit late now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Lol funny that there's a circumstances where polluting is an actual argument held over big oil

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Glad to live up to the expectation!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

sharcutery

Is that where the meat part of the board is just hakarl, fermented shark?

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