Capitalism will eat itself.

Go Flu, go!

This is the future Communists want.

Blue Oyster Cult Fire of Unknown Origin. We went to a record fair last week and I picked up a decent copy of it, I had it when I was a lad but lost it in multiple moves, so it's lovely and nostalgic.

For a pun like that you definitely need to try some Irn Bru as pennance!

50% cocaine, 50% raw sewage.

Irn Bru!

Dumbest dystopia ever.

SexFM before it got taken down.

Waiting for an ICE victim to have officially "fallen backwards onto six bullets"

I mean, unionize the sex industry, right?

I mean honestly all pornography right. I don't mean that, like, sex is something I love watching but doing, but pornographic sex is different to real sex, in that it is way more of a performance, which seems just unsustainable to keep up in reality.