I can read it twice as fast and remember less than half of it.

My reading speed was never the problem. It's the reading comprehension and memory that limits me.

That seems like a great suggestion. Have you tried it? \s

When are they going to ban dihydrogen monoxide?

The only reason I'm not attributing this to malice is because incompetence is certain.

And people wonder why whales beach themselves.

There's no hate like christian love.

Relevant XKCD

Even if cats could talk, and could definately see the stripes, I'm convinced that they wouldn't tell anyone.

I'd recommend an electric car for avoiding oil changes, but I think we still have a few more years until cheap second hand electric cars become available.