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[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (20 children)

I don't understand why it never occurred to anyone that they could just change the times they do things instead of changing the clock

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it did, and would lead to conversations like "Oh by the way boss, for the next 6 months I'll be coming in an hour late. You guys are cool with flex time, right?"

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Technically, that's sorta what we do... We all agree to make everything one hour off, including the clock.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This would be a Warhammer 40K thing.
On all ships of the Imperium, using complex mathematics and ancient tomes to achieve synchronisation across the galaxy and even inside the warp, the clocks are changed by one hour twice a year, in an elaborate ritual.
No one dares ask the reason behind it, but it must be done, to appease the machine god.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Programmers and engineers everywhere agree. Fuck DST.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh boy, here I go posting my favorite YouTube video again: https://youtu.be/-5wpm-gesOY

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That is either the video about timezones (btw: fuck timezones, all my homies use UTC) or I'm about to get rick rolled.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Only UTC all over the world even better

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I for one disagree, DST > Standard time. That said though fuck the time change, choose one and stick to it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Floridian here. Wtf we finally do something right and vote to stay on DST year round and Congress won't let it happen? It's been YEARS that it's been on the table with Congress. I will give them an excuse for not getting any work done on Hang Mike Pence day, but really this is getting a bit annoying.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

They won't tell you the Bell riots were actually about daylight savings time.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I regret to inform all of you that it is technically Daylight Saving Time and not Daylight Savings Time and now you must suffer with this information with me

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Man i can't wait to be insufferable in a whole new way! Rather than my suffering you have given me the power of pedantry. And i will use this power for evil

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Imagine how fucking complex it would be arrange an appointment with somebody on another planet.

"See you at 11 o clock then?"

"Eh, we've only got 10 hours in a day. Spins like a motherfucker."

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (11 children)

I would seriously consider living in Utopia Planitia.

Like, I'll take basic crew quarters as long as my porthole has a view of the yards.

I bet the Vulcans never tried to "Save Daylight" by changing the clocks twice a year

Vulcans have an aneurysm trying to study Earth history.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I always loved this one:

Klingons: okay we don't get it

Vulcan science academy: what what?

Klingons: You Vulcans are a bunch of stuffy prisses but you're also tougher, stronger, and smarter than humans in every single way. Why do you let them run your Federation?

VSA: Look. This is a species where if you give them two warp cores, they don't do experiments on one and save the other for if the first one blows up. This is a species where if you give them two warp cores, they will ask for a third one, immediately plug all three into each other, punch a hole into an alternate universe where humans subscribe to an even more destructive ideological system, fight everyone in it because they're offended by that, steal their warp cores, plug those together, punch their way back here, then try to turn a nearby star into a torus because that was what their initial scientific experiment was for and they didn't want to waste a trip.

VSA: They did that last week, we have the write-up right here. It's getting published in about six hundred scientific journals across two hundred different disciplines because of how many established theories their ridiculous little experiment has just called into question. Also, they did turn that sun into a torus, and no one actually knows how.

VSA: This is why we let them do whatever the hell they want.

Klingons: Can we be a part of your Federation?
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's much more logical to blow up the sun instead.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Carter leaves the room in a huff.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

When Vulcans decide to save daylight, they build a Dyson Sphere.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

No, they would have been exceedingly logical and rational, and never done anything other than Standard Time, which would have seen local noon line up as close as possible with solar noon.

Because why call it “noon” if it’s more than a half-hour out?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Idk man... Arizona??

(Source: lived there. But also, for your intellectual consideration, fuck dst)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Indiana used to only have DST near Louisville and Chicago. Then Mitch Daniels ran a first failed campaign for governor on the "give Indiana DST" platform. When he ran again and was re-elected, he gave Indiana DST.

I was born and raised in Indiana, but I was living in California when it happened. It sucked that I had to move back and still deal with the DST I had to deal with in California.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I never thought DST was a big deal until I lived somewhere without it, and let me tell you that sunlight from 5 to 8:30 is infinitely better than 4 to 7:30. What percentage of people are awake at 4 vs 5 do you think?

All I'm saying is first light at 3 AM sucks ass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Where I live we have sunlight from 5:20 to 22:00 in summer. This means going to bed while it's still light outside. We're actually in the wrong time zone though, the sun is at the highest point somewhere around 14:00 in the summer.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (10 children)

Technically we need to stay in Daylight Savings Time. I.e. what we have now with more light in the evening. We just came from standard time: more light in the morning. We just need to stop changing now.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (7 children)

The sun rising even later in the winter is far worse than rising earlier in the summer. It is also giving in to the idea that 'business hours', which are lopsided to after noon, needing to drive everyone's clocks instead of the sun.

9 to 5 or 8 to 5 business hours are the problem. Just make business hours an even 8 to 4 and you have the exact same evening hours as DST but mornings are not any later in the winter than they are with standard time.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think we're the seeing the difference in location in the comments lol. People that don't live with 0 sunlight in winter, because youre at work for those hours, probably don't understand. It's actually OK for states to cancel DLS if they convert to standard, but not the spring forward time. I heard that's why MN can't change theirs permanently, because they want spring forward time but that's not legal federally.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm not even that far north but having sunset before 5pm locally is pretty bad. I'd personally rather have sunrise by 830 rather than 730. The time change just got us sunlight for any amount of time post 6pm.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Even with the loss of an hour, it's daylight until 9:30 pm here during the summer. I'm okay with losing an hour. What's rough is that the sun goes down at 4pm in the winter, even with the gained hour.

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