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I’m not tech expert in fact I’m quite dumb when it comes to tech.

BUT HOW DOES ONE MANAGE TO DDOS YOURSELF HOW CAN… I… WHAT

The comedy writes itself

Holy crap that's funny as hell

this is so fucking funny, let me grab my popcorn as i watch all the corporate social media sites shit themselves

This is comedy gold

God the man’s so fucking STUPID

So, once you're done your 600 posts, you'll go somewhere else where you can scroll endlessly, then slowly find yourself more and more going to that somewhere else instead of twitter. Elon twitler Musk is an idiot.

I never really used twitter, but if I used it like i use ANY other social media site, yeah. I would fill that up in like an hour..... and I use these sites all day long...

Oh, Elon won’t have a limit. Elon Mode is a standard feature in Elon’s products.

Premium gets you a super upvote worth 10 regular votes

Im just saying, he hasn't been paying bills and it's the first of the month.

Yeah. That feels more likely. Twitter has been running for years and likely isn’t a stranger to something like this.

Yeah something I thought since he was "forced" to buy twitter, was he would just burn it to the ground. What does he care?

The old subreddit had one rule: you had to make a post before leaving. People started just saying "rule" in the title as a joke about begrudgingly complying with the rule.

He doesn’t even use his own brain.

He likes to watch the numbers go up but beyond that, I suppose less than we might think.

the rules don't apply to him

he did

To Elon's credit (🤮) he did say temporary limits. Of course he lies constantly so who knows.

Then they’ll just do this sort of thing based on IP address and I’ll have to start yelling at my dad for looking at too many tweets

"see? Despite limiting access we actually gained users"

Aren't replies also considered tweets? Click on 1 popular tweet and it counts as 10+ tweets due to the replies automatically loading.

Each time a tweet enters your viewport, it's considered a view. If you have 10 tweets visible on your screen, that's 10 from your quota already.

Reading posts? 600 would go by very quickly and 6000 could be scrolled through by a power user pretty easily which sucks for a paid account.