"Yeah I'll take one Mr. Freezy Yummy Yum Yum Pop with extra good boy spice drops on top." 
this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2024
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Is that a fucking bazooka
It's a spent at-4, you can buy the inert tubes online I think so yeah
...wait, can those things not be reloaded? Did the US MIC seriously make the antitank equivalent of a disposable razor? 
Yeah they're single shot so yeah
Only designing for a single use lets it be much more lightweight, durable, and cheap (the components need to only withstand a single shot). It's not a new concept either, the original Panzerfaust from WW2 was a single use anti-tank gun.
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No, they buy it from Sweden. It is the low cost alternative to the reusable ones. Also easier to use due to the lower weight.
China and the Soviet Union also use/used disposable anti tank weapons, before everyone gets on their high horses about capitalist inefficiency.
Yeah they’re good for gun and run missions for lesser skilled/guerrilla groups
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My man here is just taking reasonable measures against huge trucks that probably can't see his tiny 6'2" frame.
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Ok look at the control he has over that cone. None of that shit with Biden where the ice cream is hanging out over the sides, dripping everywhere, making him look like a propeller hat boy with a lollypop
"Just a cone" sounds like a cone with no ice cream to me, so yes, that sounds weird to me.
Demote this man to private for an ice cream court martial.
I would have thought chomping on a dry ass cone would be more of a Ben Shapiro thing.
very generous of you to assume he’s ever gone down on somebody.
Certified Freak
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Stephen Miller? The Jewish Nazi who worked for Trump? Does this guy have no evil agenda to attend to and instead just post on fucking twitter all day?
I mean, the Democrats just lost a vote for a bill that basically did everything Miller has been working for for the past 15 years, so he doesn't really need to do anything. He helped move the Republicans to the right, and now the Democrats do as all good controlled oppositions do, and move further right with them.
I'm assuming this is just them trying to dunk on Biden? They agree with his genocide stuff, so they have to try to get him for something.
These people's masculinity is so fragile, it would collapse to a stiff breeze.
It melts in the sun 
Thinking about what other people think is ultimate beta behavior
spoiler
the most ascended guys are old dudes with balls hanging in locker rooms
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Wandering around the ice cream store with two melting ice cream cones getting mad because nobody will take the second one
Rolling up in a big van that has "Free Ice Cream" hastily written on the side and desperately trying to give it away to the neighborhood kids, so nobody thinks I'm gay.
Me when I hear it's gay to have ice cream
TBF I tend to really felate my cream
Not gay enough
I once knew someone (thankfully briefly) that had a massive complex about eating any remotely phallic shaped food
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At the very least, if you are in fact conducting important business, ask for a bowl and a spoon.
There are like 10 people on earth doing "important business" more than once a year, is larping as a CEO 24/7 now a mandatory part of the male gender for these people?
I've met men who bite and eat popsicles like one would eat a banana specifically in order to avoid any unintentional blowjob innuendo crossover.
i always enjoyed the innuendo when eating popsicles and slowly sucking a banana
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maybe if you boof it, but i hear we invented straight bottoms a few years ago.
Straight Bottom just sounds like you've got a flat ass
I wonder, if not sexual/romantic attraction to men, what the metric chuds use to claim [activity, hobby, or interest that has zero to do with sexuality] is gay even is.
They think liking anything thats not stereotypically masculine makes you gay.
Chuds are only allowed to like cars, guns, bbq and beer. Must have poor higyene, because not stinking is gay. The only emotions they are allowed are anger and indifference. I have no idea how they live with themselves, because keeping that up sounds incredibly exausting.
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Tbf i get a bowl and spoon because i'm exactly the kind of oaf where the scoop would roll off the cone and onto my shirt
This is about Biden though. And yes it is weird.
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/1b1ouo2/since_when_was_a_grown_man_getting_ice_cream_by/
I found this monstrosity while looking for pictures of Castro eating ice cream.
Ok but it's hot if Castro does it
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No it isn't weird to eat ice cream and just because Genocide Joe does it, doesn't make it suddenly weird.
Jesus lmao
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At the very least, if you are in fact conducting important business, ask for a bowl and a spoon.
The only important business I've had with ice cream is when I discovered some fucking amazing local icecream at a festival (seriously, if you're ever in the Lake District take a trip to Ravenglass Handmade Ice Creamery) and skipped the cones so I could eat more ice cream.
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I almost always ask for a bowl and spoon, but only because I eat my ice cream very slowly and it melts all down my arm.
Honestly fuck ice cream cones. Messy as hell, feel very foolish w friends or on a date dealing w them. Give me the slop in a bucket.
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I'd argue getting a bowl and spoon is gayer than just having a soft serve ice cream cone, but what do I know lmao
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