I don't know... Majonging?

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.

Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.

Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Intentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.

For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.

Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)

Killing gods

Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

A wee bit of terrorism

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Cheating at Poker

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

Necromancy

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)

Playing pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Illegal gambling

Abuse of hypertube technology to make cannons