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Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining. Possibly poaching wildlife. Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.

I don't know... Majonging?

Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight

Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

Locking my child in a chest in the basement until he dies

Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.

Playing pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.

Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.

Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Intentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.

For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.

Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)

Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

Killing gods

Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

A wee bit of terrorism

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Cheating at Poker

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)

Necromancy

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Illegal gambling

Abuse of hypertube technology to make cannons

Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions