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Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...

Dispensing Freedom.

Having six throwing stars and a shitload of buffs... as a potato

Building without a permit

i built a fortress for dwarves to brew and prosper inside

Public inebriation, disturbing the peace

(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)

Having eleven kings in one poker hand.

Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.

Democracy (it was helldivers)

I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

Possession of psychite with intention to distribute

and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting

Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.

Supporting democracy!

Capturing and enslaving weird magic animals

Stealing villager's beds.

Unlicensed space travel

Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.

Loving Managed Democracy too hard

Tax Fraud.

Falcon punching Pikachu.

Unauthorized orbital rocket launches.

Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.

Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.

Murdering tens of thousands of natives in North America to build plantations to make money to build factories in England.

I think this is the kind of violence history books often frame as the "unfortunate side of progress", so I guess it's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.

damm I love factorio

PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.

Mobile: Baking cookies

Web: Making paperclips

Genocide

Forcing a dragon to fuck a bear?

I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.

Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.

Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!

Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.

Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.

But I'm almost done.

Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.

Space mining.

Being too homosexual.

FFXIV

Being an ex yakuza

Crushing LEGO villains and collecting silver, gold, and purple studs.

Rolling a ball that, through exponential growth, eventually starts to swallow up the likes of skyscrapers, clouds, Godzilla, and the planets of the galaxy.

For yelling too loud.

Statement of an observing police officer:

They say ToxicWaste murdered that Salesman... with his voice! Shouted him apart!