"Honestly, can't blame 'em."
Reminds me of a cool music video.
"Nice, finally"
Spaceballs? There goes the planet.
Too bad Jenny is dead. For now that I am the last man she would come crawling back.
"Oh look, a shooting star! Make a wi- OH FUCK!"
Houston we have a problem
¿Dónde están mis pantalones?
Better drink my own piss
Solitary confinement for life, apparently.
Grabs phone in selfie mode: "Hey guys, you will never believe what just happened..."
I guess I don't need to worry about the divorce hearings
Welp…
Damnit... And Ricky owed me $20. That bastard always manages to find some way to not pay me back.
Oh shit... I left the oven on
“It’ll buff out…”
Fuck, that's probably gonna delay Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 even further..
All full of beeps.
Dada or Mama probably
That meteor had a lot of penetration power. (The astronaut is a war thunder player)
Can you leak the official documentation on that asteroid?
Huh..
Well, that happened
Oh come onnnnnn!
Phew.
Well, where in the fuck am I supposed to bring these back to?
Welp... here I am
Boom, headshot.
What am I going to do with these two boxes
Mother FUUUUU. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. 20 years of work to get here, am I'm gonna die. I'm done.
Sucks for that planet. Now where is flat earth again?
Nothing a little duct tape can't fix
So THAT'S why they called that the "Taco Bell Comet"...
I guess I don't have to worry if I turned my oven off anymore ...
Damn now i have to get a slow death instead of an instantaneous one
He can expect to be pummeled by Earth chunks shortly.
Basically this. https://youtu.be/y4GJle80fVs?si=cs-TCToaaCyLwzIY
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