"Honestly, can't blame 'em."

Reminds me of a cool music video.

"Nice, finally"

Spaceballs? There goes the planet.

Too bad Jenny is dead. For now that I am the last man she would come crawling back.

"Oh look, a shooting star! Make a wi- OH FUCK!"

Houston we have a problem

¿Dónde están mis pantalones?

Better drink my own piss

Solitary confinement for life, apparently.

Grabs phone in selfie mode: "Hey guys, you will never believe what just happened..."

I guess I don't need to worry about the divorce hearings

Welp…

Damnit... And Ricky owed me $20. That bastard always manages to find some way to not pay me back.

Oh shit... I left the oven on

“It’ll buff out…”

Fuck, that's probably gonna delay Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 even further..

All full of beeps.

Dada or Mama probably

That meteor had a lot of penetration power. (The astronaut is a war thunder player)

Huh..

Well, that happened

Oh come onnnnnn!

Phew.

Well, where in the fuck am I supposed to bring these back to?

Welp... here I am

Boom, headshot.

What am I going to do with these two boxes

Mother FUUUUU. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. 20 years of work to get here, am I'm gonna die. I'm done.

Sucks for that planet. Now where is flat earth again?

Geralt sums it up well

THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!

Nothing a little duct tape can't fix

So THAT'S why they called that the "Taco Bell Comet"...

I guess I don't have to worry if I turned my oven off anymore ...

Damn now i have to get a slow death instead of an instantaneous one

Basically this. https://youtu.be/y4GJle80fVs?si=cs-TCToaaCyLwzIY