Graph understanding of what each level of gooning does to brain density, howlong one must goon to reach that level, and it's equivalent impact on reality around you
So "gooning" has a very different meaning in my country. Over here you can get cheap cooking wine in big bags (I think it's called boxed wine in other places), they're called goon bags over here. So someone who is "gooning" is someone who is getting drunk off of boxed wine.
This meme also fits that perfectly so I was very confused for a moment.
until I collapse into a black hole