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[–] 250 points 2 years ago (37 children)

Their recruiting offices were set up directly across the street from my daughter's high school right next to the Burger King where all the seniors went to lunch.

Shady as fuck

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  • [–] 198 points 2 years ago (34 children)

    They also exclusively target lower to middle class areas because rich people have options, and the capitalist oligarchy love that poverty to cannon fodder pipeline.

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  • [–] 86 points 2 years ago (28 children)

    Which is conveniently the real reason they are trying to ban abortion. Because poor kids without options are easy to recruit as cannon fodder

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  • [–] 43 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    I think you give pro choice and religious nuts too much credit.

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I would imagine that behind closed doors, men in positions of power have had conversations about the potential recruits the military is losing with easy access to abortion, but I agree with you.

    For the most part there is no grand conspiracy, just passionate nuts who believe they’re going to live forever who found a shortcut to what they imagine is God’s approval. Like that nut who climbs buildings to raise awareness or whatever it is he’s doing. They believe when they die, they’ll wake up on a cloud and hear “Jesus Loves the Little Children” playing in the background. Their lord will walk up to them and embrace them, tell them what a good job they did shouting about saving babies as he pets their hair.

    I grew up in that world. So glad I don’t still live in it.

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    [–] 173 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    I went to highschool and university in the US - I was lucky that I got a scholarship and that covered pretty much all my tuition costs.

    But I had a friend, one year older than me, who joined and served in the US army for something like 2 years just so he could get his university costs covered and to save some money for living expenses.

    It may not be intentional, but the high cost of higher education is an excellent recruiting tool for the US military.

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  • [–] 92 points 2 years ago

    The poverty draft is very real. Usually it's for enlisted who have no other prospects. But I was in that same boat in college. 2 years in ROTC before something made me realize I was not going to enjoy military life and dropped it.

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    [–] 125 points 2 years ago (29 children)

    It's creepy that they're allowed to text children without their express consent. Assuming that this is a real text exchange and that OOP didn't wilfully give the recruiter their number earlier.

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    [–] 110 points 2 years ago (29 children)

    Seeing the army recruitment at comic Con always skeeves me out. I see them talking to 16-17 year old socially awkward kids who don't know any better. Really predatory.

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    [–] 107 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I still fondly remember my friend Bob Niederider from high school in the '80s. One day an Army recruiter came to talk to our history class, and at the end he asked if anybody had any questions. Bob raised his hand and said "yeah I have a question: does napalm still stick to kids?" I didn't really appreciate this at the time - and the recruiter certainly didn't, either.

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    [–] 84 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Army recruiters in your school that somehow use social media to contact you?

    Institutionalised creepiness.

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    [–] 63 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    I wasn't going to join anyway, but the military recruiter who came to my school in the 90s ensured I wouldn't enlist.

    He ended literally ended every phrase or clause with "'n stuff." And I do mean literally. Every phrase or clause.

    It went like this:

    "If you wanna join the army 'n stuff, you gotta get fit 'n stuff because basic training ain't easy 'n stuff but if you start getting fit now, you'll do fine 'n stuff."

    For 45 fucking minutes.

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    [–] 62 points 2 years ago* (27 children)

    I’ll go against the grain here.

    I joined not long after high school because I wasn’t gonna be able to pay for college, not that I was a good student anyway.

    Spent most of my 4 year Air Force enlistment in the UK doing what I wanted - sysad, basically. Never deployed.

    Got out and worked for increasingly higher pay and now I make $250k+ without a college degree.

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    [–] 61 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    I remember when the Xbox 360 came out, I was in high school.

    The army brought a Ford Excursion that looked fresh off the Pimp my Ride show, with a huge flat screen that flipped down out of the back, 4 huge subs, and the current football game playing.

    You could only play the Xbox if you signed up.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    School recruiters are basically practicing pedophiles. They disgust me. They:

    • hunt for vulnerable children, who might be more prone to complying due to trauma or disability or even just recent social happenings or baseline teenage angst
    • try to talk to them one on one so adults won't interfere
    • entice them with treats or games or other such things
    • try to convince the kids to agree to do something they don't yet understand

    The SOP of a school recruiter and that of a practicing pedophile are so similar that I wonder how many of the latter are created after someone has been the prior simply due to how the job demands you to operate and consider the kids as just resources... or how often the prior becomes a career path for the latter simply to justifiably increase their access to children.

    Back in the late 2000s, I got pulled in to the office in high school because I told the recruiter visiting the school that he was a massive piece of shit and needed to stay away from me and my friends if he knew what was good for him. I said this after he sat down near me and, idk, tried to bond? By calling my female friend that left "a real hottie" and tried poorly to insinuate I could probably seal the deal if I was a hot army boy. Baseline revolting statement from an adult to a child for one, I'm gay for two, she was lesbian for three... so I said what I said and apparently my words were sufficiently hurtful that he ran to the admin to cry about it and I got told off because that kind of language and sentiment is unacceptable towards someone "just doing their job" at the school. They found no issue at the time with his ingratiation technique, though I never saw him again.

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    [–] 58 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I remember mowing the lawn at home in the early 2000s when an Army recruiter pulled up and tried to get me to sign up. We lived in a cul-de-sac, so he was clearly there for me. I was 17 at the time.

    The older I get, the more creeped out I am that they showed up unsolicited and talked to me without one of my parents present.

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  • [–] 55 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Sadly all the branches have one at the schools. I made the mistake of taking the ASVAB test in high school to get out of class, scored well and was hounded by all of these guys. The marine recruiter showed up at my house carrying a CRT TV/VHS combo to try and convince me to join lol

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  • [–] 54 points 2 years ago (35 children)

    It was required in my school to take the ASVAB. If we missed we'd face repercussions. I purposely answered questions wrong-- not all of them because it would look too obvious, but I apparently still scored high enough that they still considered me. I got my results in class, we had someone from the military come speak with us and try to get us to sign up, and even text messages.

    Shit was so fucking annoying.

    I asked a friend of mine from where I used to live if she had to take it and she asked me what the fuck I was talking about.

    I mean, shit, I guess when you live in a state that is known for having awful levels of education they figure they can shove you in the military instead.

    ...Or football.

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    [–] 52 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    War is lame. It's just a bunch of people killing each other while the real people in power sit in comfy chairs watching it all unfold. Can we just all get along?

    Oh wait, you have oil? Oh, um, he hit me first. 💥🔫⚔️🛢️💯

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    [–] 51 points 2 years ago (21 children)

    Yup. Although it's not generally 1 per school. More like 1 per 10 schools. No different than job recruiters for any other field.

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    [–] 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)

    It's pretty fucked, honestly. They regularly posted up in the lunchroom at my school, recruiting students with promises of scholarships.

    We didn't get text messages like this, but I'm not surprised to see it. I do wonder how they get the numbers though. Is it just data broker bullshit or is the school system selling out their own students' information?

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    [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    Hi I'm SSG Douchenozzle, ever had a nightmare that you can't wake up from? With PTSD we can make that your reality.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (38 children)

    Wait till OP hears about mandatory service in other countries.

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    [–] 32 points 2 years ago

    We had a recruiter 20 years ago. The kids are smarter these days tho it seems.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Wait till you learn about places with conscription.

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    [–] 28 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    I've got forced military service, but my country ain't at war, so I've just gotta work 6 months in shitty jobs, that are necessary for society for free. Oh, and your free time in the barracks consists of drinking beer, playing cards and smoking

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    [–] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

    When I was in high school, during the last 3 months of the school year ... I forget if they were the Army or the Marines, but they had a table with a display and two guys in the hallway right outside the cafeteria.

    That waa back when the coolest phone you could have was a Motorola Razr and computers still had mice with rubber balls instead of lasers... MySpace era. So they just set up in the most highly foot trafficked area of the school.

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    [–] 27 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Imma be real with you, every country that has a military recruits from schools. Lots of countries don't even ask, they just make you go in anyway. America isn't an oddity at this.

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    [–] 24 points 2 years ago (19 children)

    When i was in high school 2003, my physics class devoted an entire period to a military recruiter... Sufficed to say, only the redneck kids were interested.

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