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I am the person who should have died at every turn, but somehow being the only one that lives to the end, I imagine.
or I die by licking a diseased corpse.
So, hard to tell if its good or bad.
I'll survive for a little bit but I will almost certainly be the cause of my own death.
I can't think of anything more metal than subsisting on arsenic, lead, and belladonna mixtures.
May very well go up in flames, is how bad.
It's me or the other guy
Not too bad,
I didn't choose the chug life, the chug life choo-choo chose me!
(And it's got a picture of a train!)
Maybe I can try to convince people to put me in charge
I'll be OK.
Uhhhh...
At least I’ll be fed
....... Ohhh.......
...... Ohhhh nooooo........
(unless it doesn't have to be literal if I can get a job voicing Facebones let's fuckin gooooo)
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Not nice
Well, coffee is essential. It's just more on the nose now.
I'm in command but my crew had BETTER stay on my good side.
Depends on which one it is, one of them is significantly more helpful than the other.
I guess I'm a black rabbit now. Could be worse.
I spelt mine wrong.
Oh I'll be "Stayin' alive," alright.
Welp, time to change my diet, as if they didn't have it rough already by being lonely. Sorry little dudes
I'm gonna have what plants crave.
I sell tea, as 418 is a teapot, so I'd say not so bad
For fuck sakes, can we not do this on Lemmy
Guess I'm setting fire to a lot of robots ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I gotta eat pineapples
Not so bad
Very bad. I'll I've got is a really gross bagel
Not bad at all.
I'm a lazy boy there's no doubt about it Might take a miracle to get me started
This is not how I expected to get a degree in arachnology
I think I'll be ok.
It's bad.
I have to either rob or digitally pleasure someone named Cooper
Time to stab Polyphemus in the eye and get outta this cave, I reckon.
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