It's not a real Onion article, the original was about Al-Qaeda. https://www.theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375
yep, we even have an emoji of it
Can't miss a shot you didn't take sweaty
Wait a minute I was told you miss 100% of shots you don't take, what gives
missing implies your aim was off
if you never took the shot, how could you have aimed??
I recall someone on Turn Leftist takes credit for the XI version of the onion article.
The US military drills their soldiers with Art of War but due to 70% Americans having the literacy of 6th graders, they were unable to understand its content
dank memes
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