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[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (4 children)

If a waiter thinks their guest can digest such a blurt of information, they don’t know how humans work. This isn’t ADHD, this is being in a new environment with lots of stuff already there to process. And then you want me to listen to your TED talk about your diner? Just gimme the fucking menu, I can read!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Like so many other ADHD symptoms, it's one of those things that's a pain for some neurotypicals but much worse for people with ADHD.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Rule 1, my friend.

"We all pee too, but if we're doing it 60 times a day, that's a problem"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The specials aren't on the menu. I actually get something out of the little talk.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

The person who downvoted you for listening to someone else talk is a hilarious reminder of what kinds of mindsets are out there

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

The specials aren’t on the menu.

They should be!

A lot of places here write the non-permanent specials on a blackboard, and the waiter puts that blackboard next to the customer's table and gives them some time to digest it after he's done his little talk.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm always confused when they come over and just go straight into the "specials" speech. Don't you want to at least check if I already know what I want? Because I already know what I want.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Specials are what they want you to order

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

The oldest, close to end of shelf life stuff.

The stuff their manager bought 3x of usual amount because the grocer's freezer failed and he was selling them at a discount.

The stuff that the inventory manager said had to go or he's going to throw out.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

PRO tip: Just try and get the general gist of each dish. Ask them to tell you more about the ones that sound most interesting. If they've memorized a full spiel for it, chances are they'd be happy to elaborate.

You can also say "I'm in the mood for something x" (light, savoury, filling, sweet; etc... Just describe what you're hankering for). Usually they'll be happy to suggest a good fit.

Your waiter wants you to have a good experience,, so take advantage of that!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

If I fail you'll give me free stuff? What's my incentive again?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago

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