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[-] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's always a relevant xkcd:

(actually quite a few in this case...)

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

“I am totally unappreciated in my time. You can run this whole park from this room with minimal staff for up to three days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can network eight connection machines and debug 2 million lines of code for what I bid for this job? Because if he can I’d like to see him try.”

Plausibility Level: 5/10 Gibsons. Classic overweight, underappreciated IT guy…who runs and is secretly stealing from an island full of deadly reanimated dinosaurs.

https://sdtimes.com/coders/how-realistic-are-these-21-coders-from-movies-and-tv-shows/

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Linux is a slippery slope to Dilophosaurs consumption. Fun fact: the slippery slope has a cameo in the movie!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Excuse me, but clearly it's UNIX that leads to Dilophosaur consumption. We know this.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

40% of BSD installs lead to shark attacks.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

This is aunix system I know this

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

https://fsv.sourceforge.net/

If you’re like me and always wanted to view your files in a weird 3D way after watching the movie.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Thank you, that was a nice bunch of memberberries

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Member bespin city

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Can this run on macOS?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I thought it was irix running that silly 3D file system viewer. So it was a registered Unix compliant system.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

He must've learnt C. Now if only he'd learnt Rust, he would've been safe and had a blazingly fast🚀 escape

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

And being eaten by a motherfucking velociraptor in a mfin electric substation, coders are weak to dino sadly.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh, Mr. Arnold.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

(geting eaten by dinosaur) At least i dont half to code javascript anymore!!!!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's true. The odds increase several times.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Its illegal to reboot a server without first saying quietly "Hold on to your butts!"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I just chain smoke on my 286

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Increases your risk of becoming a fat arse too

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Look, just because you know how to code doesn't mean you have to steal dinosaur DNA for the CIA. That part is totally optional.

You could choose to instead hack an oil company to implant a worm that siphons off all the extra money rounded off by bank transactions and disguise it with a virus that makes oil tankers capsize.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hack the planet!

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago
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