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Found a message in a bottle while kayaking 👀

Still fussy about wet food... this is turning into Green Eggs And Ham

Edit:

I would not eat it in a dish

I would not eat it though it's fish

I do not like it in the street

I do not like it with a treat

No siree, rack off dude

I do not like this wet cat food

Looks like I'm mostly staying in bed today. 😭 Bones take time to heal ( and will heal so at least I don't feel hopeless now) but ouch.

Will finish watching all the Troll Hunter shows. They are so adorable and the animation is so good. Can recommend. 😻🤗👍

I don't often get into debates about gossip, but when someone says a female actor/director/writer/artist is toxic, I'm always like were they actually a shit human or did they simply ask for the same respect their male colleague/s were getting or potentially did they even just act like a human being for five seconds.

I just showered then fell asleep on the bathroom floor 😑

Pants? We don’t need those today!

Am I weird for preferring wholemeal over white bread?

jeebuz, just bought a book in $USD, $60 USD turned into 100 , fark the aussie dollar is so in the toilet

The dog isn't happy. UV is down but temp is still high. Maybe a shady side of the street blockie. He's sitting outside already.

I'm watching the Fargo tv series for the first time. This is pretty good hey. She says, 10 years later. I can't get enough of those Minnesotan 'nooo's. I hear s4 is best skipped though.

Melbourne: It's been a hot day, would you like to follow that up with a humid night?

Me: No

Melbourne: Okay, humid night it is then.

So last night I had royal stacks. I enjoyed it and I don't feel like shit afterwards.

But if I eat at McDonald's I always feel like garbage post meal. It's obviously not a problem with burgers in general but I have to wonder what the fuck McDonald's puts in their food.

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