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[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

Savage. I love it.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Yo, brutal and ruthless.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Brutal and typically incisive. This is how I learned he died.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Holy shit 😆

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

He'll never smoke weed with Willy again 😔

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

[...] said Krystal Keith, Toby Keith’s unfortunately named daughter.

By far my favorite line, brutal.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You win this round, Natalie.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I just can't say this guy's name without saying "Koby Teeth". Thanks, Wondershowzen!

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