Believe it or not, right to jail.
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2024
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Do I pass go? Do I collect 200?
Right to jail. Right away. No trial no nothing
I don't see an issue with this.
Soda is carbonated though, or are there any sodas that aren't? So if anything Ketchup is flat soda, therefore disgusting to drink.
..... But if we put the carbonation into it....
Okay who's got one of those co2 cartridge machines to make some fizzy ketchup? I will pay anyone in a crisp high-five the first time i see them to record themselves drinking it and postthe video.
Ketchup is a smoothie.
I call bullshit. Those things never have more than a few squirts of ketchup in them even after you pump it enough for a money shot.
That one looks like one of the new pressurized ketchup taps. Saw one once at an in n out in Vegas, it's the future of condiment technology
It may be pressurized, but that doesn't mean it's full.
It is certainly not full any longer
And in Europe we're charged 50c a sachet 😞
Free in Sweden
If mcdick's charges you for condiments, you are in the ghetto.
Free in the UK
Looks like Brexit is paying off
Burger King has started charging for mayo, the one near me in leeds anyway :(
Any size for a dollar.
I originally thought that this was them mixing icy or fruit punch with fries and I'm like that sounds like an interesting combo I might try that then I realized it was fucking ketchup lmao
Complimentary is complimentary, especially if you're fast and discrete
The sneakier you are the complementarier things become...
you can make a hobo soup out of free condiments like salt pepper ketchup mustard bbq sauce ranch etc
Food poisoning...you think that thing is cleaned enough when they refill it lol
Refill it? They just attach a new bag to the nozzle, unless things have changed in the past few years.
Did not pick the method of refilling. But am aware of the bags. Some it is a plastic container. But issue remains never cleaning the pump. The amount of crap growing in there is insane.
You bought the cup, right? There's no rule that says you can't fill it with ketchup.
You get to be king for a day