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Not entirely sure if this fits here, but it's development related

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[–] [email protected] 119 points 7 months ago

A review that deserves more stars than the thing it's reviewing.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what this is since I dont use windows, and it makes me happy.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I feel that every time I see an advert for Paramount+.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

My adblocker is causing me to miss out on the JOMO!

[–] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yeah dev home is pretty much useless at this point.

Back when it just launched, they marketed it as it would introduce cool stuff to developers like, what I'm waiting for the most, git repositories Explorer integration. But all we have is a constantly crashing app and two extra widgets for the widget panel.

Dev drives are also cool but they're the part of Windows anyway, no dev home needed.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dev drives

Mom, can we have fast i/o with many small files?

No, we have fast i/o with many small files at home.

Fast i/o with many small files at home:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Instead of io stuff I just use it as a current snapshot of my dev stuff including repos. Super-easy and super-fast to sync to my other devices just as a vhdx file over any wifi network. Yeah it's not dev drive specific feature but still, I started doing so because of dev drive

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I love learning about all the problems I'm not having

By the way I use Debian

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What problems are you talking about?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

For example, slow i/o with many small files

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't remember mentioning I have a problem with that lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Can confirm, you did not mention it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If the widgets page wasn't almost useless and filled with news stories I would actually use dev home for its widgets lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Newest release preview builds added an option to turn all the news off, just sayin'

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I haven't downloaded it because I was tired of the weird bugs with file explorer, but even on stable there are weird bugs so it's probably worth a try

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)

mum can we have rainmeter

we have rainmeter at home

the rainmeter at home

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago

It's only called Rainmeter if it's from the Pluvimètre region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling Windows Vista widgets.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

An application to add stuff/widgets to your windows desktop

https://www.rainmeter.net/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I meant that more as a question what Rainmeter has to do with the post being about dev home

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Ohh, I guessing because dev home has a couple of dashboards widgets

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

TIL about Rainmeter. This thread has done some good, beyond the obvious good of mocking Dev Home.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What's dissapointing about Dev Home is that it offers nothing of value to the average developer, let alone somebody start it.

Given the power of containerization and WSL2, you would expect it could create development environments for a given app, like creating a firmware for a microcontroller using Rust, or a backend using Typescript, and even bring common tools or toolchains. Instead, we get some widgets and that's it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's not a dev tool, it's designed to force you to stay with the Windows environment by trying to regularise users to a proprietary intermediary management system.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

regularise users to a proprietary intermediary management system.

I don't understand what this means.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (2 children)

what is that? i use linux btw

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Dev Home is a new control center for Windows providing the ability to monitor projects in your dashboard using customizable widgets, set up your dev environment by downloading apps, packages, or repositories, connect to your developer accounts and tools (such as GitHub), and create a Dev Drive for storage all in one place.

  • Use the centralized dashboard with customizable widgets to monitor workflows, track your dev projects, coding tasks, GitHub issues, pull requests, available SSH connections, and system CPU, GPU, Memory, and Network performance.
  • Use the Machine configuration tool to set up your development environment on a new device or onboard a new dev project.
  • Use Dev Home extensions to set up widgets that display developer-specific information. Create and share your own custom-built extensions.
  • Create a Dev Drive to store your project files and Git repositories.

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-gb/windows/dev-home/

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

So more unnecessary middle man trash designed to tie users more permanently to their OS choice. Nothing new then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Bro I really thought that dude meant winget until I saw your comment. I just accepted he used a GUI for packages

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lol at all the hostile responses not getting that this is a meme. Freaking whoosh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

One thing I learned about Lemmy is their users are much more serious. There's a lot of obviously sarcastic comments getting replies treating it as a serious comment here.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Keep that to yourself next time

I use EndeavourOS btw

[–] [email protected] -4 points 7 months ago

I'm with you man, this part of lemmy is so fucking annoying

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Most favorable review" 🤣

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

That was my favorite part, their system tried so hard to find a highly rated review and that's what it got instead

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

As a side note, I love Winget. It took them long enough to add it but it id so handy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Yes! Why did it take them so long?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

It was handy until I realised it installs to the user profile instead of system-wide. Reverted to chocolatey.