Yeah that barista looked at you weird because they think milk is murder, totally not because they were thinking “Why is someone over the age of 10 asking for a cup of milk?”
yea atleast make it choccy milk wtf
I could tell she was offended from the way she said "you want that I'm a sippy cup you fucking dork?"
The funniest part here is that it looks like he is your typical millennial - drinking at an overpriced cafe, cutesie snarky stickers on the macbook, using said macbook at said cafe - but instead of being a liberal he’s a conservative. I want to believe it’s a bit
cutesie snarky stickers on the macbook
This one neat trick that IT Support people hate...
Truly the exact opposite energy of stickers on a ThinkPad.
do they think milk is based now? conservative grievances just keep getting weirder
It goes back to the dumbest possible conversation when a bunch of Nazis latched onto being able to digest milk as a sign of superiority. Why they still continue to latch on after being informed that the groups of humans on earth that can digest cow milk is incredibly diverse and very much not a "white" thing, well, Nazis are dipshits, so who knows.
Also I assume just the imagery of it being, well, white.
"They're coming for our cows!" narratives around climate change reactionary discussions.
Etc.
I’m sure the Nazi angle and owning the vegans elements are a big part of it. But I also think it’s a coping mechanism thing where they try to spin their dorkiness as a manly, subversive transgression. They desperately want to be seen as revolutionary despite being the most bland, mayo on white bread people on the planet.
Milk is from COWS. The GLOBALISTS are trying to TAKE AWAY our sacred freedom by regulating COW FARTS!. I OWNED that COMMUNIST bar-IS-TA by ording a whole glass of COW MILK.
Regulate that COWMMIES!
Regulate that COWMMIES!
I think it's part of a white supremacist belief about lactose intolerance being a sign of genetic inferiority. There's been a few instances of groups of these dorks chugging milk in public as some sort of prideful act.
Someone needs to inform this nerd that using the wrong accent mark over the "e" in café was a... Grave mistake.
A gravè mistaké
Ordered some whole CUM at the cafe today.
Barista looked at me like I was a murderer, they just don't understand what CUM ACTUALLY is.
Go CUM 💦
I have drinked cummy before... Why would someone want a glass of cummy.? Cummy needs to be savored... Too much cummy at once will make body sick,,, taste is too strong.! Be careful, people... take care...peace...
The "what milk ACTUALLY is" makes this dogwhistle way to noisy. He's shit at this, may as well just say "I am a white supremacist" and stop being a fucking coward.
Heheheh, "cow"-ard, it's funny because milk is... yeah.
Why order milk at a cafe, you can literally buy it at the store for like 3 bucks
Or you can buy a 12oz cup for $5!
I made this mistake once because my kid reaaaaally wanted a cup of milk when I grabbed a coffee on the go. Never again lol
oh what the fuck. i thought he just wanted whole milk in a latte or something but no, just a glass of milk? are you seven years old?
Going to Starbucks and ordering a venti milk for four times the price so the hot goth trans woman can give me a nasty look
Cows milk is literally for baby herbivores
How does this trackpad work with a giant sticker on it?
capacitive touch is neat stuff, same way your phone screen works with a protector on it
Paying 1% the GDP of a small country for a pint of milk, to own the libs
He put the wrong accent on café
He put an accent grave instead of the accent aigu! 
A grave mistake 
They looked at you like you are insane because you ordered milk at a cafe lmao
paying four dollars for a glass of milk to own the libs
I'm always gonna remember stopping at a gas station on a hot day and buying an ice cream bar and a bottle of milk, and the Cashier told me how good I was at shopping because I made such a good choice of purchase.
I worked at a tech company that was rolling in investment money a few years back. They had just about anything anyone could want to drink on hand at all times including alcohol and juices and sodas that I'd never heard of or seen since. A zionist I used to work with there used to drink giant glasses of microwaved milk daily. He was very defensive about it too when people asked him about it, which people always did since we worked at the helpdesk.
I've never met anyone else who liked to drink warm milk past their early childhood but maybe that's a more common thing that I'm just not aware of.
I've heard of warm milk with honey before bed, but midday is weird as hell
He must have been on that siesta grindset
Even funnier in context. Cw he's a transphobe
I zoomed in on the MacBook logo to see if it was 'shopped to say MilkBook.
What a low effort post. Sad.
I can't help but giggle at what's on his laptop. Like he couldn't think to have anything interesting on it besides his tweet bragging about a new pfp?
Yogurt Male
Too few of you are talking about the sticker on the trackpad
It's the exact sort of virtue signaling they like to whine so much about.
It ain't a political thing, drinking tit cum is weird as hell. Sorry crushed almonds sounds more appetizing to me than a hentai martini.
Ofcourse It's a cracker-ass name like preston.
Where is the heroic group of black teens when you need them? This man desperately needed 4-6 untouchably confident teenagers to heckle him over his glass of milk until he left the establishment.
I am reminded of the scene from Anchorman where Ron Burgundy is stumbling through streets of San Diego drinking a carton of milk, commenting "Milk was a bad choice" and taking another sip.
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