Jokes on you, the call for a cumsquad was a trick to expose IDF members hiding within our ranks.
GET 'EM, BOYS! 
this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2024
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THE VOLCEL POLICE ARE ON THE SCENE
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
my sides have transcended the material plane
sooooooo tactical 
I see you have the latest in sonic warfare. The Queefenator.
"Please don't fuck the guns; their gussy is cold" 
New gun attachment for the prestigious IOF to carry on the bloodline of their fallen soldiers.
you can make this in tarkov
For the literal gear humpers
What are the cums joke?
IDF has a division to extract semem from dead conscripts
Eeeeew.
Cum and get it