Reporting for duty in the Hexbear tactical cum squad, let's GET THIS CUM : chapotraphouse

[+] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

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[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Don't blow my cover, nerd owl

[-] anothertranscomrade@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

NO

volcel-kamala

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

put your dick away walter

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

THE VOLCEL POLICE ARE ON THE SCENE

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

meanwhile the volcel police

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

my sides have transcended the material plane

[-] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

I see you have the latest in sonic warfare. The Queefenator.

[-] sloth@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

sooooooo tactical dean-malice

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

New gun attachment for the prestigious IOF to carry on the bloodline of their fallen soldiers.

[-] DanComrd@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

"Please don't fuck the guns; their gussy is cold" admiral-biederman

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

you can make this in tarkov

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

For the literal gear humpers

[-] doidera@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 2 years ago

What are the cums joke?

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

IDF has a division to extract semem from dead conscripts

[-] doidera@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 2 years ago

Eeeeew.

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Cum and get it

Chapotraphouse