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[–] [email protected] 79 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

STOP POSTING SMBC COMICS WITHOUT THE VOTEY!

STOP POSTING SMBC COMICS WITHOUT THE VOTEY!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Or...direct people to the website to support the artist?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pardon my ignorance, what is this votey you speak of?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's a bonus panel viewed by clicking a big red button on the bottom right of the comic on the smbc website.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is there mouse over text as well? Or is that just XKCD?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Yes, there is.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The dadification is almost finished . To complete the transformation please say your first dad joke.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He did. He said I'm dad in response to her I'm pregnant.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Should have been "Hi Pregnant, I'm...Dad?" though...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

It's funnier this way IMO, because it sounds first like a confused realization with the ellipse and question mark, and then the joke.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Men love pockets just as much as women. Cargo shorts for life.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They exist and they're called "utility kilts."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I looked up cargo skirts. They are a thing. Utility kilts are designed for men, while cargo skirts are designed for women. The cut is very different.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I did not realize that. And I also didn't bother to look that up, so thanks for the info.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Cargo glasses ®

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

There exists no dimension wherein cargs are not in style.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Was there a point in my young life where I was supposed to be against cargo shorts?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Only the ignorance of youth.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Just missing some white New Balances.

Edit: I didn't see the socks with sandals in the fourth frame. That's an acceptable alternative.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

The hairline change is too real

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

fuuuuck. I built two decks as a teenager. Is that why they called me grandpa in high school?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

This is such a well-executed triple entendre, wow

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck are tube socks? Are they not just socks?

Am I supposed to be browsing TikTok and showing every cunt my ankles now?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Tube socks don't have a defined heel. They just conform to your foot shape mostly...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah, I read that. But when I searched for tube socks, all the pictures had a heel.

In any case you want the two layer anti-blister socks for wearing with my cargo shorts. Them shits is magic.