Based ? Alcoholism isn't based, it's fucking hard and sad.

Holy mother of alcoholism

My union says I can have two drinks on my lunch break off of work premises. For drinks, girl must have a strong unions or weak will.

That’s to get rid of the shakes.

Take her home between shots twelve and fifteen and send her home before she gets to twenty-six because then it gets messy.

Although four is pushing it. The waiter/waitresses from the place down the block would often walk into a bar I frequented and throw back a couple on their break.

Four rounds rapid.

Some bosses do make you wanna do this doe.