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>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:"Any plans after this?"
>Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break"
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves

Holy mother of based

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[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Or she's an alcoholic, who ran out of their "at work" bottle