>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:"Any plans after this?"
>Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my
break"
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves
Holy mother of based
Although four is pushing it. The waiter/waitresses from the place down the block would often walk into a bar I frequented and throw back a couple on their break.