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Put me in the trash can at the park.
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is there a ralph's around here?
Ralph's, like Ralph's BBQ here.
Just Kobe me into the nearest dumpster/landfill.
100% compostable
First parts are organ donations.
The excess can be used by science.
The excess from that can be burned and thrown somewhere, I don't care.
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the average cost of a casket is usually between $2,000 and $5,000
-random google seo spam
You used to be able to get a pine box for $500. Idk what they cost now. I only know this because I had the misfortune of having to plan a funeral for someone.
I'll build you one for $495
if you donate your organs, the hospital will cremate the leftovers for free...
@BonesOfTheMoon Funerals are bourgeoisie BS. $ 700 cremations include a cardboard box
A funeral I attended recently had a plywood coffin and a bunch of felt-tip pens for people to write messages with. At another one a while back, the coffin was wickerwork.
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I want my decrepit corpse launched into space, which is only slightly more expensive
How big is the biggest rubbermaid tote?
A hacksaw and several smaller totes are cheaper.
Hell I'd be ok with someone just throwing me into a big blender then feeding me to some pigs or something.
Jeffrey Dahmer has enter the chat.
Throw me in an open hole, return me to Gaia.
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