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[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I thought this was the name of an isekai for a second

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

I think it could work.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

That would be fire ngl

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

"And now i wander in dungeons with what i have learned" instead of AMA and we are done

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

Oops, I did it again

I played with your heart, got lost in the game

Oh baby, baby

Oops, you think I'm in love

That I'm sent from above

I'm not that innocent

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Do you shave your pubs so it looks like Hitler’s stache?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

You must have seen my OnlyFans

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Then Hitler shaved his mustache and used OP's pubes as a replacement, like one of those photo cutouts at Disneyland. And then they'd laaaugh. Oh, how they laughed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

No he shaved the opposite pattern so that when hitler deep throats him I completes his pubes.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Did he still do all that meth?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

I got him to stop but he probably relapsed after I was kidnapped.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

It wasn't illegal back then

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Who kidnapped you from the past?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Which government? The reptile ones?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

They are all reptile governments.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes micro-dosing is just straight up trippin' balls.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I tried my best to save the world but I was kidnapped through time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

hate it when it happens

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Did you fly to Germany and travel back in time there or did you travel back in time in US and travel to Germany in 1930?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I traveled half way to Germany, then traveled to 1930, then traveled the rest of the way to Germany.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

you can say he was bottom, everyone knows

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Any threesomes with Eva Braun?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

that must've been pawsome

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why does this sound like a Japanese light novel title.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Because it is

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Why did you call your son Spez? Did Adolf recommend this name?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I named my son Spez so that when I abuse him I know that a Spez is suffering.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Does he like to cuddle after?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Yes. He resists at first but then I squeeze him tight and he submits and starts to pur.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought you were referencing the amazingness that is: Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's a beautiful love story.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How's he in bed? Is he a top or a bottom

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

He thought he was a top but I showed him that he was a bottom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But what about the Japanese

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

The Japanese are just Germans in a different time zone.