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And snooze is dessert
(startrek.website)
Reminder to Non-Americans: Americans call the main dish the entree.
Thank you, but also wtf?!
https://languageoffood.blogspot.com/2009/08/entree.html (fixed ugly link)
It's actually pretty interesting.
Weird
That's why Americans are so fat. Two dishes in and still at the start of the meal.
This one's gonna do numbers with the eepy crowd.
Pre-sleep
Nappetizer
Asnooze bouche
Edit: greenthorn wins
Nice. I ❤️ those.
I get full on the appetizer and fuck everything up.
Are we still taking about sleep? Either way, relatable
This destroys the spine.
Every night:
7:00 pm: Baby is asleep, im gonna finally beat Yakuza. Lemme just lay on my wifes lap for a bit
9:15 pm: wake up on the couch. Time for bed
A snooze bouche
An amuse chill
Just avoid the snores d'oeuvres
hahaha you win
I recommend the canapés.
Can-nap-yays
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no doubt, @selontheweb
i am addicted to having an appetizer of sleep on my couch before moving to my be for sleep entrees
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2024
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