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The Slime (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago

Reminder: If you encounter The Slime it may mean that ovulation is imminent. Be very very careful if you use barrier birth control. https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/fertility-awareness/whats-cervical-mucus-method-fams

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'm afraid to ask

[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

No need to be, it's perfectly natural
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/vaginal-discharge/

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not according to Ben Shapiro's doctor wife!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Ben Shapiro should, hypothetically, shut the fuck up.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

Right before menstruation, vaginas often get super wet but it's a little thicker than typical horny wetness. This can sometimes feel like the sensation of bleeding so it can be surprising to check and find that it's not blood. For me, I also get extremely horny around this time.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I don't know how you girls walk around with those things ...

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

People with uterus ≠ girls

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, yeah, because in dudes they're called duderuses.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

And in conservative America they're called Ourteruses

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

You don't have a choice.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Honestly... they're pretty gross.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Omg hai!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I'm a fan of the slime. 🤤

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Like a downstairs sneeze, right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I was happier before reading this! Mostly the descriptions of various slimes in linked articles is what did it for me.

Oh well TIL.