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[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

Oh for goodness sake, it's the New York Post. Not even suitable for mulching.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Ooo look at fancy pants who's to good to get medical advice from low quality tabloids

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

toilet paper

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

I never stopped prioritizing them.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Every morning and every night 🤫 It basically innoculates you to ~~pork~~ porn so that's a nice dose of prevention also

Edit: its like a p0rnphylactic

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Well, since I can't smell or taste anything after having Covid, this might be the only physical pleasure available to me.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

AFAIK she is not wrong. After having a hysterectomy and needing literally everything else fixed up and put back in place my gyno prescribed masturbation so I could relearn how to use all those muscles again.

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