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[-] [email protected] 85 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 99 points 2 years ago

Specifically to grandma’s house.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

White chocolate chip macadamia nut.

Also Grandma's a wolf. Still somehow managed to make cookies for the grandkids.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Well hes had 10 years; we need a check in

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Are you telling me that 2014 was 10 years ago?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I can only say that 2014+10=2024

[-] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago

I can’t tell if this kid is a genius or an idiot.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

Definitely genius, but evil genius or good genius?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutral. You can't predict his next move.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Ah drives without using blinkers, I see.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

In his defense, he can't quite reach the switch

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Good Geniuses don't usually steal cars.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

High INT, low WIS.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

Let the poor little dwarf see his granmaw, you meddling coppers!

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Normal World: Children become autonomous early on in their development and are able to travel relatively short-to-medium distances without the need of a chaperone.

American World: Children are forbidden from venturing 2 feet into the outside world without a pair of 21 Year-old eyes oogling them at all times. Travel of children autonomously under the age of 16 is forbidden. Any concerns about a child's development are swiftly hand waved away because the mystical child-stealing candy van might drive on by and snatch your obviously stupid and oblivious child. Anyway, don't forget to go to church!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

and it's not parents fault for the most part. Most parents want their kids to have freedom and autonomy, but it's now seen as child endangerment to do this. The law and paranoid fox news watching neighbors who report kids for their 'safety' are the problem.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I feel like less of a helicopter parent now, thank you.

My kids have had to make me realize they should be independent in certain things a few times and I always feel bad for overstepping, but it's hard not to when bad drivers, school shooters and random terrible shit are shoved in our faces all the time. We've been programmed to be afraid and it is really hard to not be in our current world of media, internet, and seemingly neverending hatred.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Be ungovernable.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Article in picture says 2014, that means he's 20 now. Hope he went places.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Oh the places he'll go

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Back when I was a toddler and my brother not much older, my parents were visiting relatives across town and so we were home alone for a bit.

I think, I missed my mommy or something. It must have been not enough of an emergency for us to call at our relatives.
Instead, we took the logical not-an-energency step, which is to say many, many steps, because we decided to walk across town to our relatives.

It's a 20 minute walk with adult feet, so I imagine, it would have taken us at least twice as long.

And so many things could have gone wrong. From us just being barefoot, to someone calling the police, to our parents driving home in the meantime not knowing where we were, to just straight up kidnapping.

But not this time. We just rang at our relatives' door out of the blue, with our parents still there. 🙃

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Your parents left two small children at home alone?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I don't personally remember this whole story, obviously, but I can't imagine how else we could've just walked out. I guess, another possibility would be that only our mom was visiting the relatives and our dad was taking a mighty nap.

But well, my brother and I were apparently always well-behaved children. And we could've always phoned them, or rang at the door of an older lady living in the same house, or walked two streets over to our grandparents or three streets over to friends of the family.

Evidently, we even knew how to walk to our relatives across town, so I do feel like that would have been enough of a support network and at least my brother old enough, so that one could start trying to leave us home alone. You do have to start at some point...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

run away little girl run away

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I get it, my sister and I ran away to go to Nanny's as well.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Was it actually in the snow though? The accompanying picture makes it seem way more dangerous.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Oh god, how many times did they shoot him?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Well, seeing as I know that story is from Norway, not the USA; none.

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