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I found this here: https://mastodon.social/@jensorensen/111716702542374534 . Alt text on the other side of the link.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Except: Greeks and Slavs. Those don't count"
-ethno-national dogshits

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Also Spaniards and Italians, depending on our mood."

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"And the Irish depending on potato"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The French language is a little ethnic for my tastes - if they spent a little more time protecting their gene pool rather than their language, I'd be willing to be a bit more accommodating. I suppose, that's what you get when you fail to keep the filthy peasants in line.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"It's not a white-only country club! What about Johnny Carlos? He's an ethnic!"

"Jack, Juan Carlos is the King of Spain."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

That reminds me of being invited to my local gentleman's club - think political and businesses leaders sitting around in dusty libraries with wingback chairs, whiskey, and fine dining - women reluctantly allowed, but only if accompanied and only in certain areas. Real old money scumbags getting shady business done situation.

The one non-white person I've seen there (out of a couple of hundred) was on the wait staff... And was ethnically Vietnamese - but born and raised in Sweden.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's really quite astounding, especially considering hostility towards non-white people is a very recent 'innovation' of European culture, and one that the world should all be glad to be ridding ourselves of.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't know if I'd call at least a thousand years of racism recent.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You'd be surprised. Medieval and early Renaissance Europe were far from culturally sensitive*, but they regarded people in Asia and Africa as fundamentally similar to themselves. Racism evolved out of the discovery of the New World - at first, as a means of justifying the murder and enslavement of American peoples, and then, after the Pope said that colonizers had to pretend to care about Christianized native lives, as an excuse to seek exploitable labor elsewhere (Africa). Even in the 17th century the divides were far from firm - only going into the 18th did social divisions harden, and not until the end of the 18th century did 'scientific' racism truly emerge.

*my personal favorite is in a 12th or 13th century chivalric romance, a character is mixed-race - the European author apparently had no idea what someone who's mixed race would look like, and so described them as literally half-white and half-black, split down the middle

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thats actually really cute. Is that romance available to read somewhere?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

A marvel his skin to look on, and like unto none his face,
For 'tis black, and 'tis white, as his parents, who sprang of a diverse race.

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/47297/47297-h/47297-h.htm

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/47298/47298-h/47298-h.htm

A translation from German, and an older translation at that, so keep that in mind, but it's actually a pretty fun, if very, uh, Medieval European, story.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

America cared what the pope said? Weren't (and aren't) most Americans Protestant, very few Catholics?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Most US Americans are protestants, because we have religious cultural roots with later British and Dutch settlers. But the first colonizers of North America and South America were the Spanish and Portuguese, who are very Catholic, and they dominated colonization efforts for some 200 years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Racism has been present for a lot of human history. The modern western version of Christian white supremacy can be traced back to the Greeks, then on to the Arabs who, inspired by the Greeks, used their conception of race to justify their already present slave trade. For the Arabs it's wasn't so much "we're superior so we have a right to enslave these people" as it was "we were able to enslave these people because we are superior". European Christians, armed with "the curse of ham" took those Greek ideals and pushed racial heirarchy and supremacy to the cultural forefront around the 15th century and it's shaped their societies, colonies or otherwise ever since. It's obviously evolved and changed over time but that's the gist of it. Racism isn't new, but European christian empires made it into the monster it is today

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You do know it's not just Amsterdam right? Consider us a bike friendly state. A small one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't even feel so bike-friendly compared to the rest either lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the rest of the world: "Amsterdam is such a biking paradise!"

dutch people: "jesus cancersucking christwhore amsterdam is a wretched hive of scum and villainy filled with cars, can't even bike safely on the highway!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

jesus cancersucking christwhore

Just tried that and you're right; it works :D

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

oh that's cute. i think we know they're racist hypocrites. how about a cartoon where they get their brains blown out?