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[–] [email protected] 124 points 8 months ago (4 children)

It's because having a big dick back then was associated with being stupid, so it wasn't something people wanted.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In Ancient Greece maybe, was this still the opinion during the Renaissance?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 8 months ago

I think because they looked to Roman and Ancient Grecian art as the “ideal” therefore copying those ideas and attitudes in their own works.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Biggus Dickus disagrees

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Barbarians had big schlongs notoriously and you don't want to be that!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

That guy has a micro, and instead of working on his tongue game decides to believe things that aren't true.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL! ITS SHRINKAGE!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think women know about shrinkage...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

The third one

[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago

grower, not a shower

[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

David was a grower, it's his whole thing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This was a sculpture of David going to fight Goliath, and so it was small because he was scared. At least, that's what I've always heard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

It was because back then they thought the bigger the dick you had, the stupider you were.