The sword in the dome : memes

[+] psy32nd@lemmy.world 68 points 2 years ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

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[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 36 points 2 years ago

Hi, Whatever, I'm dad.

There was a duck at a local park that got shot by a "toy" crossbow and was walking around for a day or two slowly bleeding before someone took it to the local wildlife rescue.

I don't understand why some people just feel the need to do things like this.

Unless the gator popped up and surprised someone having a picnic, then I understand the stab, but I still feel bad it's just going around as a knife-based unicorn.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I saw a duck at a park once with an arrow (like, a hunting arrow rather than a toy) stuck in it. I tried to catch it to see if I could remove it; probably best that I couldn't since those barbed arrows do more damage coming out than going in. The duck really didn't seem bothered by it, but it was probably just trying to put on a good face.

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago

It's never a good idea to pull out a stabbing object, for the reason you mentioned, and the parts inside might be stemming blood flow. Even if you cut the arrow to pull it through neatly it wouldn't make a difference unless you were at a vet clinic that specializes in birds.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Duck face.

[-] Techmaster@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Call me whatever

But I'm calling the alligator Knifey.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I can't handle this.

[-] Techmaster@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

"Who's throwing handles!?"

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Tried to think of something witty, but this just sucks.

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

it's just an average tuesday for him

[-] Sakychu@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago

Strange Alligators laying in ponds distributing knifes is no basis for a kingdom

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Strange Alligator should be a Sade song.

[-] Cascio@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 years ago

“Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses! Not some farcical aquatic ceremony!”

[-] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 years ago

Look, if I proclaimed myself emperor, just because some moistened croc threw a sword at me, they’d put me away!

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 years ago

Florida Republicans who have all the power: Help! I'm being repressed!

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 14 points 2 years ago

Come see the injustice inherent in the system!

[-] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Bloody peasant!

[-] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 years ago

a lemmy post of a reddit post of a screengrab of a tweet.

[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

A big repost sandwich to start the year!

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

Amamamamam...

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Link aggregating site users perpetually surprised by aggregated links while feeling superior.

More news at 11.

[-] wellee@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

How sad :(

[-] Geert@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Calling @Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

He will not fail to respond in our hour of need. It's your historical moment, @thekingoflorda@Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world!!!

[-] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago

Give me a sec, I’m riding a dolphin to Florida to complete this quest!

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You're not in Florida? Are you ruling King Richard-style?

[-] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

The king part is more aspirational, that's why I need the sword.

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Strange Alligators laying in ponds distributing knifes is no basis for a kingdom!

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

My liege! That is a rusty surplus store machete! Can you make do?

[-] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I am here for this epic quest, future king!

[-] Subverb@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Screw pulling it out. I want to know how it got there.

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

From the last person it ate...

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 years ago

Florida Man.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

Do you though?

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

GTA 6 easter egg incoming

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

We should choose political leaders by throwing them in a lake with an alligator that has a knife in its head in it instead of elections. The first candidate who retrieves the knife and survives is the winner.

[-] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It’s the light dragon. It’s Princess Zelda!

[-] Halosheep@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

The terrible quality of this picture almost looks like a helicopter with some silhouetting

[+] halfatank@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

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