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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Vagina Dentata has been a horror element in mythology since time immemorial. But in the modern age, I call shenanigans, considering the love of fellatio in the United States. We, as a society are keen to stick our dicks in orifices that have not just incisors but a muscular jaw with which to drive them, and will just trust that our oral partner isn't going to bite too hard.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Extra stimulation

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So do you, but you also have lips to cover them.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I ain't sticking my dick in something that's first name is piranha. No thank you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

his name is Petey

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I was going to say. It looks like a Mario-themed Fleshlight (NSFW).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TBH i wouldn't be surprised if it actually existed silicone fleshlights get very original

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

yeah i was expecting a product link there LOL

(additional info: afaik most fleshlights are not actually made of silicone; or at least, the officially branded kind aren't)

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Although this seems like a workable premise for sexual horror: The plant provides the best blow job and best orgasm ever, but you have to occasionally let it eat someone by lending it to them, and then come by to pick the plant up later before it gets gathered up as evidence.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Feed me Seymour

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

yoshi swallowing noises

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I can't upvote, it's at 69.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Is this a sex thing? It feels like a sex thing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I must cleanse the unholy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah shit you beat me to posting it! Good shit op. Have an upvote!