From what i know the things are 100% manually operated and don't have internet access.
this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2023
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no internet access and no games on them.
Do they understand their target market at all?
It's just Amazon don't see them profitable.
Alexa, put some Magic Flute by Mozart and stop XXXXXX. Put XXXXXX instead.
No, not that version, switch. You have my whole browsing history, and you still can't tell what version of a Magic Flute I like, you redacted thing.
There's some poetry in ending a life of frustration
to the tune of the most frustrating arrangement of a classic opera you can imagine.
There's some wish for life in me still. The one, that wants to put the right fucking record.
Meme aside, i would assume this creates a physically painless and comfortable death so any malfunction that could lower the comfort should be considered an issue.
Read an article where it was described nitrogen was used to replace oxygen in the pod, which causes a quick and painless ending.
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