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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Young Droopy Eyelid

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Young Ennui

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Ah yes. My personal bluetooth jammer.

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Young Crippling Anxiety might not have the popular appeal that I would need to go far.

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Young Scrotum

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Young crippling anxiety in the house!

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Young Diabetes!

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There are so many random and copied responses, that I'm starting to wonder how many of you are bots

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Bleep bloop dont worry im not a bot bleep blorp

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Young Kleenex

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young chode in the cut

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Wait wait

Young Prostate

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Young hand sanitizer.

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Young Childhood Trauma count?

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Young Glasses

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Young Flask

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Young dreadlocks

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Young Huawei

wait

Young Xiaomi

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Young Aches

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I’m always carrying my phone when I go out, so my name should be ‘Young iPhone’

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Young Lower Back Pain

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All these are terrible

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Young Skidmark

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Young Vintage Photo of Young Bea Arthur

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Young Leatherman ... Got a career finally

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Young pocket lint up in da hiz ouse!

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Young Shame

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Young pants

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Young Deviated Septum

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Young Depression

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Young Huawei or Young Diary but I prefer Young Diary XD

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Young car keys...WHAT'S SO EXCITING ABOUT THIS?

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Young Mario keychain my sister gave me for Christmas bc I'm her "Super Mario Bro" :)

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Young Golfer's Elbow

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