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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's like a whole gaggle of lizards. Or whatever the lizard equivalent is.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Couldn't help looking it up - so satisfied that it's called a lounge of lizards

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This pleases me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards makes more sense now.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TIL smoked lizards make a good spice.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I know, right?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i mean... you can always put them back in

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The problem is that you know the first few batches are likely the best, and every batch afterwards was chasing the high of the first batch. As I typed that, I’m surprised someone hasn’t tried to repeat the recipe and return with results.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Every batch crisped to perfection

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Forget a Rat King, that's a Lizard King.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

But where is his Gizzard Wizard?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Forget the tiger king, that's a lizard king!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok but like was this one big terrible mistake that a bunch of lizards made one day or just a string of extra really dumb individual lizards?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My money is on one day, maybe a mother led her babies there and once it was on, they were all trapped.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh no now I'm sad about the babies 🥺

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If this is true, I can't (nor want) to imagine how uncomfortable discovering this fact was.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It had to have been VERY uncomfortable. Or maybe exciting, depending on the accessibility to more baby lizards?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wonder if you can recreate the effect without the dead lizards

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Bonito flakes

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Don't gizzard my wizard

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Looking for a warm place to hatch?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

There's a bit inside of us all... now.