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[-] [email protected] 66 points 2 years ago

Raytheon, I don't think you can greenwash weapon manufacturing.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago

For every person you kill we plant a tree. It's both good for the environment and a very visible kill count.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

You could argue that just killing people is statistically good for the planet.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

amazon regrowth speed run

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[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't think that's actually real.

Also a fun fact: Sea Sparrows are some of the missiles used in Ukraine for air defense right now. They're launching then from Soviet land-based anti-aircraft vehicles somehow.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They’re launching then from Soviet land-based anti-aircraft vehicles somehow.

When they do this, it's called a Sea Spaciva. 😏

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Thought it was a European sparrow rather than a north American.

Little faster due to a lower unladen weight.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Are you suggesting anti-air missiles migrate?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

All I'm saying is, it's not a matter of fuel efficiency, it's a simple matter of weight ratios. A one ton missile cannot be manufactured and deployed without a comparably sized carbon footprint.

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[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago

Hey capitalism, how's it going?

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What, does it only target LearJet and Gulfstream private aircraft?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'd be okay with that. How do we implement that?

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

You can read this in Robert Evans' voice and it's just as sarcastic as anything he's said about them

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

ಠ_ಠ wtf did I just read?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I do believe it says the sea sparrow is the most environmentally friendly anti-air missile.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

For every missile fired we will plant a fucking tree

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

To be fair, people and airplanes are very bad for the environment.

I wouldn't be surprised if a tactical nuke was a net positive for the environment.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

A nuke destroys whole ecosystems...

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Chernobyl is doing pretty well now that it's completely uninhabitable by humans...

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Plenty of things will survive it, and the removal of the humans in the area may be a net positive.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I'd hate to leave the children we kill a polluted earth behind.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Most environmentally friendly anti-air missile

Oh cool, they're gonna start launching them at private jets?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I bet it generates a lot of carbon when used though :(

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

But think of the jet emissions reduction it leads to!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I hate that this isn't a meme.

Ed: lolol 300+ mindless upvotes and the poster is the sub mod. Awesome.

Why do communities exist if people are going to dump everything in one place and are rewarded for doing so?

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

ESSM: the Expensive Sea Seeking Missile

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

If you're going to be unfriendly to people, the least you can do is be friendly to the ecosystem.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Save the planet (unironically)

Perform UGotFW

took-restraint

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Is this real?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

`Frank, the new CEO had to answer to the board.

The board was getting anxious, and the shareholders were

on a bed, legs in air, ass-cheeks open wide

They were about to get fucked like it was their first time.

When one makes 20 million, ten thousand people lose.

What keeps that one from swallowing a shotgun?

Dan, the company man, felt loyalty to the corp.

After 16 years of service, and a family to support

He actually started to believe

the weaponry and chemicals were for national defense.

'Cause Danny had a mortgage, and a boss to answer to.

The guilty don't feel guilty, they learn not to.

Helen is living in her car, trying to feed her kids.

She got laid off at work, and her house was repossessed.

It's hard to think clearly when it's 38 degrees.

Desperate people have been known to render desperate deeds.

But when she shot that family and moved into their home,

The paper read she suffered from dementia.`

---NOFX - The Irrationality of Rationality

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