Does BK still say "Have it your way"?

Or M&Ms "Melt in your mouth, not in your hand."

Arby's: we have the meat

Once it pops, the fun definitely stops

Actually, the Monster Energy one is real, I got one exactly like the one in the picture when I was 17 at a skateboarding competition and carried it in my wallet for like 3 years before throwing it away because it expired

Oh, whoops!

I dropped my Monster condom that I use for my Magnum dong

I would be terrified by a Jurassic park condom

Bottom left one is exclusively used by dudes named Kyle

"Is it in" is gold

I hope Kix doesn’t make one.

It would be great marketing for every company to give out free condoms and there may be less unplanned pregnancies. Some people would shit themselves if they saw that though

If you make them, he will cum

In my day the punchline to this joke was

Polo: the one with the whole... Shit

The monster one is real, I used to be a collegiate rep for them and they gave me a ton of condoms to give out (along with the drinks naturally). I'll see if I can't find some old photos of them.

I know i said I'm pro reposting things from reddit but this is 9gag territory already.

Anyways thanks for a blast from the past.