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[–] [email protected] 108 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (15 children)

You're not dating anyone if you're paying them, you're just a client.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Go spend it at a strip club, at least. You'll have a better time.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Why go yo a strip club, never understood that. Get an escort that offers sex.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Sure, I'll just head down to the gf store real quick.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can find Ifrit in the Fire Cavern near Balamb Garden.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is important information, thank you for sharing it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You're welcome! I hope it helps you get a GF.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

TBH I'm on the spectrum but playing tons of CRPGs taught me how to empathize. After I got that realization when I was in college my social life got exponentially better. Even when I went to a high school reunion my old high school friend told me that I was unrecognizable.

I even managed to get married with someone who's way outta my league.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Take me with you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Too much investment with too little return if you're a misogynist.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Different price ranges and levels of convenience, I've found.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

lol. its really not difficult to find sex at a strip club in most states. the girls call them extras.

not all of them will offer it though so you cant expect it either

edit: specified a state and realized I didn't need to. added disclaimer so as to not encourage violence/coercion against sex workers.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

At least strippers won't exploit your loneliness and trick you into getting into a parasocial relationship

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Haha y-yeah they'd never do that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

my bad, never went to one so I don't know what it's like

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Touche. But at least there's some physical component, even if it's just lap dances.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Nah, man. That shit seems enjoyable but it's just sad and depressing in there

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was alright. Girls dancing, beer, partying with the homies. Good time imo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, it really comes down to your expectations. The more laid-back I've become about it (meaning I'm not expecting I'm going to fuck a stripper--I'm just there to hang out, have a good time, see pretty girls, have a drink), the better time I've had, the more fun the girls have, the less you have to spend to have a good time, etc...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

That works for so many aspects of life. Tone down expectations, end up having a better time.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Been to strip club and honestly I'd rather buy custom onlyfans content even though I never have lol at least you can get off to it at your leisure.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I can understand why some people payed for OnlyFans when it was new, what I dont understand why people are STILL paying for OnlyFans. We are standing on the shoulders of those who layed the corner stone for OnlyFans to become lucrative enough that everybody and their grandma does it. Now I can type in any Instagram handle into DDG and the results for their siteripped OF pictures are above their official OF page.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I honestly thought layed and laid, payed and paid are the same thing. I guess I learned something, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Eh I dunno I haven't been in to the onlyfans thing, but I get why creators on there make money, especially if their idiosyncrasies appeal to guys.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

Be me

Uh, no thanks I'm good.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

The funniest part is that it almost certainly wasn't even her he was chatting with.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Life is pain

NO! Life isn't pain

It's just that stupidity hurts.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

"Lik Dis If U Cry Evertim"

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