this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 93 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

As long as the wheelchair guy genuinely thought it was funny it's fine, but in a situation like that I would go and apologize after the race making sure wheelchair guy is alright

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Lol, English is not my first language, thanks for reminding me to check the spelling, I will correct it shortly.

EDIT: Done!

Sure doesn't help that my iPhone's dictionary complain about it's own suggestions or even simple words like, "doesn't", "dictionary", "complain", "own", "even", "learned", "ignore" and "most".

So I've learned to ignore it for the most part...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

imo native speakers are usually worse at grammar

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

*its

But honestly your English is better than most native speakers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lol, I knew I would miss something...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I used to mess that one up a lot. Usually the 's is used for possession but for "it's" it's a contraction of "it is".

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Condolences is just a funny word to say these days

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

THE BUMS LOST. YOUR REVOLUTION IS OVER MR. LEBOWSKI!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion man...

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

This one's a solemn one, so it's OK to cry!