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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How can he be a doctor, he doesn't even have a stethoscope

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

It is hidden under his suit, silly!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

That's not a stethoscope, he's just happy to see you.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Doctor Who doesn't have a stethoscope!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Yeah, who? Exactly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

But he has a glowy screwdriver and a cool bowtie, so it cancels out.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

I'll get to it when he gets back from picking up smokes.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My dad never even had children.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Hi, Jesus

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Rescued* from Reddit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I might use that line in the future.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Thanks. I'll ask my dad to learn from this guy and make something out of his life

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

A Medical doctor or a doctorate?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

My dad became one with nature. He was never really the camping type so we keep him at home. Slowly the HEPA filter will distribute him through the house and then one day, if we ever replace the filter, the world!.