She needs to watch French movies where they always have a baguette sticking out of their grocery bag.

This bagette doesn't look lovely nor fresh

So? Do you usually eat the baguette as a whole, deepthroating the thing or what?

+1 point for bending it half

+10 points if she used her knee

I'm sorry the title joke was stolen from beard_necessities_of_life on insta. Hbomberguy video has me scared of plagiarism

Pretty sure the baguette still works.

Personally, I tend to eat half by the time I get to the car, so I would consider this good customer service.

I think I'm too european to understand this meme

Never understood (or experienced) having my purchases bagged for me when I do groceries

unbroken baguettes are a privilege of those who use reusable bags and bag their own groceries

Step 1) Establish dominance with the customer

First world problems. I wouldn't give a shit because I am cutting that thing up anyway.

My first thought when I saw this post was, "That's not a baguette, that's french bread." I never connected that the gigantic long bread at the store with the stale dry crust that they label as "french bread" is supposed to be a baguette, which is French. Like they are too ashamed to actually call it a baguette because it kind of sucks but that's definitely what it's supposed to be.

Is french bread a regional thing in the US?

As a french baguette amateur I can confirm this is how you pack a traditional industrial baguette.

Life pro tip, never eat the middle part of a baguette in France

Where I come from they'd tie her limbs to 3 horses and have the horses run away from each other.

This lady sounds mad. I'd be impressed at how real that cashier is keeping it.