this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking Trellium-D.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

You P’takh! The red zone is for transporting and untransporting of life forms! There shall be NO stopping in the white zone!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That’s when my drinking problem started.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Thanks! I'll have to give it a watch for some context.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

there it is that's the one I was looking for

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh, stewardess! I speak Klingon.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

What makes that scene particularly great is that it was the same actress who played June Cleaver.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This combines two things that I really like, beautiful women and synchronized talking

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Someone took the bait. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Time to Taxi, Daxy. I see Geese, Nerys! BASEBALL, JAKE-O!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hope you know what you've unleashed here, @[email protected].

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We've danced this dance before.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think we can agree that this is my masterpiece, and so with that, I go to bed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Bravo. You're tough to keep up with. Til next time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Route him into Lake Michigan. At least he'll avoid killing innocent people!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

"It's an entirely different kind of flying."