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The cockpit? What is it? (lemmy.world)
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[–] 30 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking Trellium-D.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

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