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[–] 30 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking Trellium-D.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    ^LAW UFP™ is a licensed trademark of the Ferengi Alliance. Any similarities or relations to other governing bodies is completely coincidental. LAW UFP™ does not hold any legal power within the United Federation of Planets. Outcomes are not guaranteed. Your results may vary. For cease and desist inquiries, please address your communication to Liquidator Brunt, FCA, subspace communications number 7582862654892910384-69. Responses may take up to one Ferengi Week™

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    That’s when my drinking problem started.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Oh, stewardess! I speak Klingon.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    This combines two things that I really like, beautiful women and synchronized talking

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now."

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago*

    Time to Taxi, Daxy. I see Geese, Nerys! BASEBALL, JAKE-O!

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    I hope you know what you've unleashed here, @ummthatguy@lemmy.world.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    We've danced this dance before.

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    "It's an entirely different kind of flying."

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