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[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking Trellium-D.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

You P’takh! The red zone is for transporting and untransporting of life forms! There shall be NO stopping in the white zone!

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

That’s when my drinking problem started.

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Thanks! I'll have to give it a watch for some context.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

there it is that's the one I was looking for

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Oh, stewardess! I speak Klingon.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

What makes that scene particularly great is that it was the same actress who played June Cleaver.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

This combines two things that I really like, beautiful women and synchronized talking

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I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

"It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now."

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Someone took the bait. Thanks.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Time to Taxi, Daxy. I see Geese, Nerys! BASEBALL, JAKE-O!

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I hope you know what you've unleashed here, @[email protected].

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I think we can agree that this is my masterpiece, and so with that, I go to bed.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Bravo. You're tough to keep up with. Til next time.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Route him into Lake Michigan. At least he'll avoid killing innocent people!

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"It's an entirely different kind of flying."

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