Reading these comments make me realize how lucky I was not to get beat or hit as a kid. One of my friends was and his parents stopped beating him when he got old enough to grab the belt and throw it across the room.
I'm so cool for being abused as a child and I also think it was a good thing
So now I'll take that abuse out on Millennials and Gen Z because I yield a different kind of belt. I actually really love my master Boomer parents for showing me my place and now it's time you knew yours! 
Dude should lay off the ludes. Oh wait, that might actually be more of a boomer thing.
every day i mourn that the average drug user has no way to get quaaludes. it's my own personal Library of Alexandria.
My brother in Christ both our generation's parents were from the Baby Boomer generation... smdh
Who is he talking to lol
old man yells at cloud
Silent Gen [wooden paddle with holes] -> Boomers [Belt with holes] -> GenX [Ticker tape 
with loopholes] ->
Millennials "hey previous gens don't you see what you're doing and the consequences for it? Maybe stop it? Change course?"
Gen Z "yeah what the fuck oldies?!"
It's not really boomerification gen X has always been like this
i dunno, i how my ass beat A Lot™, but never turned into this kind of self-righteous dick. another kind, probably, but definitely not this one.
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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