Nothing says shitpost like memes about poop
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2023
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If you eat beets you get pink poop.
Mmm wafflestomp
Ah, a true shit post, a real cultural gem.
so few are brave enough to keep the phrase real. Drake would absolutely stomp his poop down the shower drain, that is some real Drake shit.
I worked in Alaska at a canning plant for a salmon season once. All the men lived in one bunk house and we shared a bathroom with shower stalls..
there was one guy that thought it was the funnest thing in the world to leave a log in the shower he used that morning..
it happened so often that they called a meeting with everyone in the men’s bunk house. Just to tell us if it happened again someone would get sent home on their dollar ($1300 plane ride home). He pretended to be super grossed out and kept saying things like “this isn’t funny guys” and “this needs to stop”.. sigh.
Anyways.. he worked on the loading dock and got hit in the mouth by a crane. Broke all his teeth. the company payed $30,000 to get him a new set.
Too few stories end with "anyways, he got hit in the mouth by a crane" these days!
Pooping in your bridal shower (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง
Hmmm... For a moment I thought I'm on 9GAG.
she beefs
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